Scolding from a blog.

Jen: Hi blog... how have you been the past week or so?
Blog: *blank stare*
Jen: Oh. You're mad that I've been neglecting you, huh?
Blog: Hmph.
Jen: Look, I've been really busy with Family Things and with The Boyfriend.
Blog: *glare*
Jen: Okay, mostly with The Boyfriend.
Blog: That's what I thought.
Jen: Hey, don't guilt trip me about this.
Blog: You're not around enough to give a guilt trip to.
Jen: YOU NEVER WANT ME TO BE HAPPY.
Blog: Shut up and post something already.
Jen: Okie.