We've been friends too long.

We're really, really strange people.
(P.S. aren't my new earrings cuuute!? i got the green ones because they were out of pink.)

Nadine: your earings came in

Jen: earrings?

Nadine: yes, the ones you ordered.

Nadine: the lego onesNadine: with the fake diamond

Jen: ohhh, they came in already? sweet.

Nadine: i know

1:22 PM Jen: okay, i owe you money

Nadine: but the earrings are all BIG

Jen: for real?

Nadine: well mine are

Jen: i bet they're not big, you're an ear wuss.

Nadine: YOU ARE.

Nadine: they all have fake pearls on them too

1:24 PM Jen: oh.

Jen: sucky. Jen: well, didn't you know there were pearls?Jen: maybe you didn't look close enough. Jen: because you're retarded.
Jen: * burp *

Nadine: maybe i didn't CARE

Nadine: * fart *

Jen: lol ew. good lord.

Nadine: lol

Jen: i should blog that

Nadine: LOL ok.

Jen: because we are nasty. and people should know.

and then a few minutes later:

Nadine: dude. where did your blog go?

Nadine: did they erase it?

Jen: what do you mean?

Jen: it's where it's always been

1:45 PM Nadine: no, it isn't

Jen: google's having womanly issues right now

Jen: you just have to check back later. Jen: it's been off and on all day. mood swings, i assume.

Nadine: no, it says that your account was deleted

Jen: you're a bad liar.

Nadine: dude

1:46 PM Jen: you're so retarded

1:48 PM Nadine: i copied and pasted it

Nadine: look, i emailed it to you

Jen: yeah, i really trust you to copy and paste

Nadine: I DID

1:49 PM Jen: right, sure

Jen: liarNadine: I AM NOT

Jen: whatever

Nadine: I am not joking around

Nadine: you need to check
Nadine: dude, i am serious

1:51 PM Jen: oh yeah i just sent you an error message too, i found it on your ass.

Jen: go check your email

1:55 PM Nadine: well suck my ass

Jen: lol