Guess who rocks at Wii Boxing!?

Yes, it's me. So yeah. I guess I'm a tad violent ... :D who knew?!

The Wii is everything I dreamed it would be and more.I'm really good at pitching in Wii Baseball, but I suck majorly at batting. I think I hit the ball like twice and both those times it was a foul!
I'm not so great at bowling either, but then again it was the first one I played and so I was still getting used to the controller. I'm getting better at Tennis, once I finally started to get the hang of it. I think that Tennis will be my 2nd favorite. I sucked majorly at first at golf, because I just couldn't get the feel right. I got better after I learned I didn't need to whap the hell out of the ball every single time. Granted, I suck in REAL LIFE at any and all sports, so this was a bit of a new thing for me, you know, exerting energy and uhm standing while playing video games. It's insanity, I say!!
(All photos lovingly borrowed from www.gamespot.com, who hopefully won't be mad at me and make me take them down.)

Because I now know that the Wii Sports package is fun and awesomely awesome, I have a couple suggestions for Nintendo:

Wii Hockey: Really, it's just Wii Golf-Gone-Hardcore mixed with Wii Boxing! You can do the punching and head-butts like the real pro hockey players! And then swing your Wii controller as the hockey stick to make a goal. It would rock, let me tell ya.

Wii Soccer: You really only need to make "Wii Controller Anklets" that will velcro around your ankles, so that you can kick and manuever the ball. You could also have a move where you head-butt the ball or your opponents. Uhmm, okay apparently I just really wanna head-butt someone.

Wii Hackey Sack: You would use the same Wii Controller Anklets, as with Soccer, and then hold the Controller and Nunchuck in your hands too. This could be played with a lot to do SO many different combo tricks and junk. Ohh man. (Ahem. You could even head-butt the hackeysack. I'm sorry. Had to put it out there.)

Wii Juggling: How sweet could Nintendo make juggling!? You could just be turning/swirling your Controller and Nunchucks as if you were juggling. Except you would be able to play as a pair or team, and you can choose to juggle knives (will have to be extra careful not to kill your partner!), bowling balls (will have to move faster/harder since it is a "heavier" object), or stuff that is on fire! (again with the careful.)

Wii Girl Fight: This would be an awesome thing for both guys AND girls. For guys it's obvious why they'd want to see a chick-fight. For girls, this would be an awesome way to let out some aggression in a humorous, silly way. I think you should be able to design the Mii (character) of your opponent so I can FINALLY beat up some of the girls I went to highschool with. :D

I definitely want to see ALL of the following moves implimented in this game:
- Bitch-slapping
- Hair pulling
- Scratching/Clawing with nails
- Goosenecking

So, there you have it. Nintendo's next installment of Wii Sports! I think they should call it: Wii Sports ii.

Get it? Cuz it's like the Roman numeral for 2, but it's in lower case, so it's like Wii? Get it!? Aren't I clever?

Are you tired of the Wii jokes yet!? TOO BAD.