Disclaimer: do not read.

10:59 AM nadine: YOU ARE STILL ALWAYS KEEPING ON WITH THE MOVING THING WITHOUT TELLING ME FIRST [refering to me switching gmail accounts back and forth]

jen: i'm blogging, i gotta be on my jenomaha gmail account.

jen: you weren't talking anyway.
jen: whiner

nadine: OH WELL THEN, FINE

nadine: YEA WELL YOU ARE A WEINER

11:00 AM nadine: BEAT IT

jen: nadine, you are a sick woman.

jen: don't make me blog this.

nadine: HEY AT LEAST YOU TOLD ME THIS TIME [oops, i forgot to ask her last time i blogged our chatlog]

jen: oh wahh, it wasn't that bad was it?

11:03 AM nadine: NO

jen: i censored out the parts where you talked about murdering bunnies

nadine: YOU ARE insane

jen: naw i'm kiddin, i know you love bunnies

jen: BUNNIIIIIIIESSSSS

jen: that's what you say

nadine: I KNOW

jen: squealingly, nadine.

nadine: I HAVE TO PEE SO DONT TALK TILL I COME BACK

33 minutes

11:38 AM nadine: YELLOW

11:39 AM jen: hi, be funny so i can blog it

jen: you should really be funny on command.

nadine: YOURE FUNNY
jen: dude, i am only funny with you

jen: otherwise: unfunnyland

11:40 AM nadine: YOU SHOULD MAKE A BLOG AND LIKE ADD STUFF EVERY WEEK

jen: uhm.

jen: I DO.jen: thanks for visiting.

nadine: I MEAN, A BLOG WHERE YOU SAVE ALL THE FUNNY SHORT CONVO'S OR FUNNY THINGS WE ALL SAYnadine: YOU COULD POST THAT BETTY AND BOB CRAP MY ASS THING

nadine: AND THEN YOU ARE ALL LIKE WTF AND EVERYTHING

jen: that because it's CHAP MY ASS

nadine: OK THAT WAS ME BUSTING OUT LAUGHING ONCE AGAIN

nadine: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CRAP MY ASSnadine: STILL LAUGHING

11:42 AM jen: oops.

jen: just tell your coworkers you have tourette's

nadine: I'LL JUST TELL THEM YOU DO AND THEN THEY WILL THINK MORE OF ME

jen: "oh, that's so sweet of Nadine to be friends with the tard"

nadine: IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF SOMEONE HAD IM [instant message] TOURETTES

jen: brb, boss here

11:43 AM nadine: OK F*** IT ALL
jen: backnadine: OH YOURE BACK SUCKIT B****

jen: yeah, IM tourettes would be sweet HOT DAMN F**** as hell

nadine: OH MY GOD

nadine: I WAS STOMPING MY FOOT ON THE GROUND

nadine: NOW EVERYONE KNOWS I AM INSANE nadine: THANKS

jen: Nadine, I think we're going to hell SH** F*** DAMN for talking like this

nadine: I KNOW, BUT WE WERE ALREADY GOIN THERE. nadine: HOT F*** IT SUCK A** B**** DAMN

nadine: A**.

jen: SLUT HELL

11:45 AM nadine: OK GOD. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THAT

jen: doing what?

jen: FISH GUTS F***.

nadine: TOURETTING

jen: Oh.

nadine: STOP TOURETTING, I CAN'T KEEP LAUGHING OUT LOUD, PEOPLE WILL WONDER EVEN MORE

11:46 AM jen: Too late, Nadine, accept your fate.

After doing some censoring/editing to make it blog-ready...

11 minutes

12:16 PM jen: dude this is seriously offensive to people with tourette's
jen: and also anyone with feelings nadine: JUST PUT A DISCLAIMER

12:17 PM jen: WARNING: There are bitches instant messaging in this entry.

12:18 PM nadine: SOUNDS GOOD

nadine: PUT A WARNING THAT SAYS "'BIOHAZARDOUS' MAY BE CONTAGIOUS"

jen: sweet. disclaimers rule.

12:20 PM nadine: YES THEY DO