Melodramatic fools.
2:29 PM nadine: HEY! make me feel better darnit. gees
jen: huh? what's wrong?
2:34 PM nadine: just gees you know
nadine: joe [nadine's boyfriend] got flirted with by hot girls, i even saw them.nadine: and i only get flirted with by losers and people with missing teeth and the like. its a BUNCH OF BULLLLLLLLLLLLL
2:35 PM jen: hot girls? yeah right. he's lying. nadine: didn't you read what i wrote, i saw them
nadine: you didn't read what i wrote
nadine: i want somethin good to eatnadine: don't make me eat your face.
2:37 PM jen: those sluts
2:39 PM nadine: you made me bust out laughing
nadine: you can't do that nadine: i am in a cubicle
jen: oh crap
jen: now YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS
nadine: i open the window and then all i see is
nadine: 'those sluts'
nadine: 'those sluts'
jen: you need to brand Joe somehow.
jen: ON HIS FOREHEAD
2:42 PM nadine: OR JUST HIS WRISTS AND MINE TOO
nadine: I'LL JUST TOW HIM AROUND EVERYWHERE AND WATCH HIM LIKE A WEIRDO
jen: i'll buy you one of those baby-leashes
And then later on...
jen: www.wtf.com
3:16 PM nadine: I CAN'T GO ANYWERE NOW, I AM AT WORK
jen: lol. no i meant www. WTF .com
jen: nevermind. i'm not funny apparently.
nadine: YOU MEAN WWW.WTF.COM
nadine: OR WWW.WTF.COMEONNOW.COM3:18 PM nadine: WWW.GOAHEADTHEN.GOV/SUCKIT/JENASS.JPG
3:19 PM nadine: BEAT THAT
jen: jenass.jpg?! who sent you that?
3:21 PM nadine: HA HA HA
nadine: MELODRAMATIC FOOLS
jen: uhm
3:22 PM jen: nadine, you're not Green Day
| 15 minutes |
3:38 PM nadine: YOU ARE NOT THEM
nadine: YOU CAN'T JUST SWITCH LIKE THAT [referring to me switching from one to gmail account to another and back again multiple times]
jen: WATCH ME
nadine: YOU WILL WATCH YOURSELF IF YOU DO IT AGAIN
jen: hahaha
3:40 PM jen: i just did it again, tar nadine: DOOOOOOO EEEEEEET AGAAAAIIIINNNNN
jen: uhm, no.
nadine: I KNEW IT
jen: what?
3:41 PM nadine: YOU THINK I AM FAT
jen: wtf?!
jen: nadine you are doing drugs today? no more cubicle crack.
nadine: NO. ARE YOU
jen: don't make me make you laugh out loud uncontrollably and embarrass yourself in front of all your new co-workers3:43 PM
nadine: YOU ARE A NEW COWORKER
jen: uhm. jen: actually i'm not.
6 comments:
Wildly entertaining! (that was sincere but it looks really sarcastic.)
Nate Smith
http://nateisablog.blogspot.com
Thankth Jen! I will return the linking favor.
Hi there Jen, I was just walking by when I heard your convo with Nadine, it was pretty entertaining and it's good to know that I'm not the only one that does this kind of stuff.
If you ever wanna...you can check out my blog. I might have to say it's boring compared to yours...but we'll see. And, if you don't mind, I'd like to live vicariously through you (with your single life - I gathered from your descriptiont that you're dating). Anyway, just click on my name and take a look at the Yada Yada Yada blog...it can be okay.
You're dating!!!! Why Didn't you tell me!!! *cries*
~Jazz
Hey Jen! I got your comment on my blog and I just wanted to come back by and say "Hi" again. Also, I was wondering, how is Beta? Do you like it so far?
Cubical crack?
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