So I ruined my keyboard at work.

3:12 PM jen: i just spilled about 18 ounces of FRUIT PUNCH on my KEYBOARD

3:13 PM nadine: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU

3:14 PM jen: what about that did you not understand?

nadine: YOURE FUNNY...ERRRRR SOMETHING

jen: let me sum it up for ya: I AM RETARDED

jen: there is fruit punch in my keyboard.

nadine: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

jen: i just spilled an entire cup of fruit punch ON MY KEYBOARD

3:15 PM jen: are you insane?! how can you not understand? jen: MY WHOLE WORLD IS STICKY AND RED.

nadine: WHAT? DUDE ARE YOU BLEEDING

3:16 PM nadine: LET ME JUST COPY AND PASTE WHAT YOU JUST SAID

jen: wtf?

3:18 PM nadine: jenomaha: i jasf spplled an entipe cp of fit punch ON MY KEOAD
are y insplne?! how cokn you not upperstrend?
nadine: MY WHPLKE HUSLD IS STPPCKY AND LRED

nadine: SORRY MY COWORKER JUST WALKED IN

nadine: HAD TO HIDE MY BUTT nadine: ERR. IN MY BUTT

nadine: MAYBE YOU SHOULD RESTART

jen: F*CK

3:20 PM nadine: S*OH

nadine: WHATS THAT MEAN? jenomaha(a)gmail(dot)com is offline and can't receive messages right now.

3:21 PM nadine: OH MY GOD YOU RESTARTED3:22 PM nadine: YOU ACTUALLY RESTARTED jenomaha(a)gmail(dot)com is offline and can't receive messages right now.
3:25 PM jen: ok, i restarted and i think it's fixed

3:26 PM nadine: YOU RPSPARRD BAN I WHATS A WHAT?

3:27 PM jen: whaaaat?

nadine: WHATS WBAAAAAAP?

jen: what the hell, are you crazy? i'm typing the right keys and it's showing them right on the screen!!!!

nadine: I KNOW THEY ARE

jen: NADINE

nadine: HA HA HA

3:28 PM nadine: I MADE YOU RESTART!

jen: oh my god, outsmarted by nadine. this is NOT good.

nadine: I KNOW!

3:30 PM jen: you suck!!

nadine: I SO TOTALLY GOT YOU AND MADE YOU RESTART AND EVERYTHING, YOU ARE SO FUNNY

3:32 PM jen : this will NOT go in my blog

nadine: IT SO SHOULD

nadine: IT WOULD GIVE ME SOME CREDIT

3:33 PM jen: lol no way

jen: i feel RETARDED

3:39 PM nadine: FINE I WILL MAKE A BLOG AND PUT IT ON THERE AND THEN PUT A LINK FROM YOURS TO MINE

3:40 PM jen: LOL it doesn't work like that.

nadine: YOU HAVE TO PUT IT UP THERE

jen: ok fine, i will post it in my blog.

jen: but i'm editing it so that it looks like YOU did it

3:41 PM nadine : I THINK YOU BETTER RESTART, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU

jen: i hate you

That was yesterday. Now today at work again:

jen: oh man my keys arre sticky

nadine: HA HA

nadine: YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE IT APART jen: damn, rrreally?8:47 AM nadine: I THINK YOU SHOULD RESTART. HA HA HA jen: oh man, i'm just gonna ignorre it.

jen: it's only the T, R, E and F

8:49 AM nadine: WELL OK THEN

jen: damn it's pretty bad though

9:12 AM jen: dude, my passwords have a lot of R's in them. jen: i am screwed

nadine: HA HA

9:13 AM nadine: LET ME GUESS THEM

jen: you want to guess my passwords?

nadine: DAHHARRRRRRRRR

nadine: THATS ONE