Thursday, April 05, 2007

Because Tiffany said so.

I'm posting because Tiffany said so.
See:

hello lady.

did you quit your job yet?
if not, you need to post something else on your blog because i keep getting pissed everytime
i see that entry.


and, you know, it really is all about me.

right?
Okay so she didn't give me permission to post this private email message from her, but I think it's funny so I did anyway. See, that's what happens when you chat or email with me??

Everything you say could be blogged when I have nothing else to talk about.

Oh, I applied for a few jobs and Corey helped me update my resume. It's all sparkly and beautiful now... If you saw my resume now you'd think I deserved a good job!

You'd say, "DAAAYUM, that bitch needs hirin' up in here." Except you'd say it more professional-like because you are a business man or lady.

And I'll be working on my online portfolio tonight. I'm hoping I can finish it this week. I can't wait til it's up.

In other news... there isn't any other news. Thank you.

Here's a random chatlog with Nadine from a while back:

jen: how's Emma? [nadine's daughter]
11:01 AM nadine: good, watching seseame street
jen: sweet.
jen: done anything cute lately? besides everything.
11:03 AM nadine: well she found some bird poop on her swing outside this morning and then tried to get it off with her fingers
nadine: it was gross
jen: eww. i said cute, nadine.
nadine: then went inside and started eating a cookie before i could ge her hands washed
nadine: it was dried, thank god
jen: I SAID CUTE!
nadine: it WAS cute
jen: oh man. a mother's love.

Yeah. That's what motherhood does to you. Anyway. How's that for a post!?

4 comments:

whimsical brainpan said...

LMAO @ you and Tiffany!

I'm glad that you have a spiffy new resume, I hope it brings you a spiffy new job.

tiffany said...

dude.

i'm totally sueing (suing? sue-ing? suing? wtf!) you, you word-stealing whore.

(hee!)

Claire said...

Hey Jen, yes i was talking about Ruthjen in that post.

whimsical brainpan said...

Happy Easter!