Thursday, February 08, 2007

Feeling a little Lost.

Nadine: SO DID YOU SEE LOST LAST NIGHT?

10:12 AM Jen: yeah
Jen: it was okay.
10:14 AM Nadine: I THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID

6 minutes
10:23 AM Jen: why did you think Lost was stupid? Jen: WHY NADINE WHY
Nadine: BECAUSE IT WAS Nadine: NOTHING HAPPENS ANYMORE
Jen: true. Jen: they spent a whole episode finding a boat.
Jen: i've seen more excitement on an episode of 24. Nadine: JACK TOTALLY BLEW IT WHEN HE RATTED OUT WHATS HER NAME
Jen: Jack just blew period.
10:24 AM
Nadine: I JUST WISH THEY WOULD GET ON WITH THE STORY CAUSE LAST SEASON WAS OLD AND THIS IS GETTING OLDER
Jen: yes. agreed. they're gonna jump the shark.
Nadine: AND WE HAD TO WAIT FOR 2 F-CKIN MONTHS TO SEE THIS STUPID EPISODE
Jen: yeah, totally worth it. i can feel my bones melting with boredom
Nadine: I KNOW. AND YOU KNOW THEY SAID THEY HAD A PLAN AND THEY WERE GOING TO END THE SHOW WITH ANSWERS AND NOT JUST LEAVE IT HANGING, BUT REALLY THEY SHOULD TOTALLY END IT NOW
Nadine: OR IN THE NEXT TWO SEASONS. IF THEY CAN.
Jen: they should. instead of dragging a dead horse through the mud.
Nadine: I THINK LOST WOULD MAKE A BETTER MOVIE THAN SHOW
Jen: well i just wish they'd explain things
Nadine: ME TOO
10:27 AM Jen: you know why they don't explain things? Jen: cuz it doesn't make any effing sense and it never will.
Jen: they know there are not reasonable answers. so they give us NO ANSWERS.

Nadine: AND WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO WALT AND HIS DAD
Jen: they sailed off somewhere
Nadine: BUT WHERE?
Jen: they might return, they might not.
Nadine: THEY CAN'T JUST BE GONE
10:28 AM
Nadine: THATS LAME
Jen: we will NEVER know
Nadine: I KNOW! LAME
Jen: because they NEVER tell you anything
Nadine: I KNOW. I HATE THAT
Jen: next week Hurley is going to have sex with Kate and she will get pregnant and then the baby and pregnancy will disappear because the black smoke cloud will drift by her and take it away.
10:29 AM Nadine: LOL
Jen: they will never explain why she had sex with Hurley, or how in the hell the black smoke cloud ate the baby, or ANYTHING
Nadine: I KNOW
Jen: then Micheal and Walt will pull up in a yacht
Nadine: AND MICHAEL WILL BE PREGNANT
10:30 AM Jen: yes, from the blonde lady [Juliet] who can impregnant her dying sister and male rats.
Nadine: LOL
Jen: and then Charlie will scream "APRIL FOOLS EVERYBODY"
Nadine: YES
Jen: then Jack will take a crap
Nadine: AND IT WILL BE GOLD Nadine: AND IT WILL GROW INTO A BOAT TREE
10:31 AM Jen: yes
Nadine: AND THEY WILL ALL SWIM AWAY EVEN THOUGH THE BOATS ARE RIGHT THERE AND THEY WILL NEVER SAY WHY THEY ARE SWIMMING AWAY SO FAST SCREAMING
Jen: then they will all sail off the island and crash right into Nebraska
Nadine: LOL YEA
Nadine: WITH THE JUNGLE AND EVERYTHING IN THE BACKGROUND Nadine: THEY'LL BE SAYING THAT ITS IN THE PAST Nadine: BUT THEN THE FLYING CARS GO BY Nadine: AND KATE IS PREGNANT AGAIN CAUSE THE BLACK SMOKE CAME BY AGAIN.
Nadine: AND SHE GIVES BIRTH TO A 32 YEAR OLD PENGUIN Nadine: WITH THE NUMBERS 2 6 8 15 16 42 IN THE FEATHERS OF THE PENGUIN, SINCE HURLEY WAS THE FATHER AND THOSE ARE HIS NUMBERS.
Jen: dude, that is totally how the show should go
Nadine: TAKE BETS, CAUSE I BET IT WILL
Jen: lol. i got $50 on Jack getting pregnant by Sawyer before Kate.
11:04 AM Jen: I also want $300 on the black smoke cloud getting pregnant and fighting a war in Iraq. While pregnant.
Nadine: lol YEA Nadine: I GOT 50 on HURLEY EATING EVERY TREE ON THE ISLAND AND BEING MURDERED BY THE HATCH WHEN IT COMES BACK AFTER BEING BLOWN UP.


4 comments:

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

ROTFLMAO!!! Lost, you got some 'splaining to do!

Mikala said...

I agree, I was a little bummed and bored too - and I don't have a life anymore, so it's hard to bore me! :0) Oh, it bites to be single!

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

Happy Valentine's Day!

Mad Scientist said...

Wow. That essentially sums up my current attitude towards the show.

Much to the annoyance of my wife and our friends, I have absolutely no desire to see tonight's episode.