Wednesday, January 24, 2007

All guys: a flowchart of truth.

10:42 AM Jen: you know you only get hit on by creepy guys and toothless folk.

Nadine: YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?Nadine: GEES!
10:44 AM Jen: i dunno, it's the laws of nature.
10:45 AM Jen: because hot guys are too busy thinking about how hot they are too notice you.Jen: sometimes they pass by mirrors and accidentally hit on themselves. Jen: but that's about as close to hitting on anyone as they get. Jen: here, i will make you a flowchart to illustrate my point.
10:48 AM Nadine: A FLOW CHART
Nadine: I WANNA SEE THIS




(click image to enlarge.)

I should probably do a chicks one too, to be fair.

6 comments:

whimsicalnbrainpan said...

LMAO! Great post!

Bob said...

Ummm...I think you should - you'd BETTER - do a girl flow chart or I'll have to.

Don't make me angry Mr. McGee...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

But then, we'd have to distinguish between German/European women and American women.

Oh yes. There IS a difference.

Bob said...

Oh yeah, it was a great post by the way. :-)

Reba said...

That is funny about the guys hitting on themselves.

Oh and tell Nadine congratulations and welcome to the club of wedding stress. I am also planning a wedding.

Homo Escapeons said...

In the immortal words of Homer J..
"It's funny because it"s true!"

Mairin said...

No need to make one for chicks. We're perfect after all. ;)