10:42 AM Jen: you know you only get hit on by creepy guys and toothless folk.
Nadine: YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?Nadine: GEES!
10:44 AM Jen: i dunno, it's the laws of nature.
10:45 AM Jen: because hot guys are too busy thinking about how hot they are too notice you.Jen: sometimes they pass by mirrors and accidentally hit on themselves. Jen: but that's about as close to hitting on anyone as they get. Jen: here, i will make you a flowchart to illustrate my point.
10:48 AM Nadine: A FLOW CHART
Nadine: I WANNA SEE THIS
(click image to enlarge.)
I should probably do a chicks one too, to be fair.