Monday, October 16, 2006

Apology to a blog.

Jen: I'm sorry I ignore you during the weekends, Blog.
Blog: Hmphf!
Jen: Hey, this is a two-way street, ya know. You could try being a little more interesting. I shouldn't have to do all the work around here! I thought we were a team, and yet it seems like I have been writing every single entry so far.
Blog: Uh, isn't that the whole point, tard?
Jen: I can't believe my own blog is making fun of me.
Blog: Ooookay, nutjob.
Jen: I don't appreciate your attitude, Blog. And your outfit is UGLY. I can't believe you wear that in public.
Blog: *gasp*
Jen: Yeah that's right. Don't make me privatize you, beeyotch.

8 comments:

nadine said...

I knew you were having problems, but I didn't know it was this bad.

Michelle said...

You're killing me! But, if it makes you feel better, I tend to ignore my blog on the weekends too. What can we say, we're busy chicas!

And, your own blog shouldn't be making fun of you - but you got her back.

Missy said...

ooh it's all pretty. i like. good job.

Michelle said...

Very nice new look! I like.

Echo Jones said...

I agree with nadine!

Bob said...

I wouldn't take that from MY blog. In fact, my blog is waiting for me at the door with a martini for me when I come home from work.

That's also why I am still single.

I'm such a loser.

Barb said...

Too funny... and so is Bob who left the comment before me!

Mairin Verthandi said...

Your blog deserves a good bitchslap.