Wednesday, October 25, 2006

This is why she's called "Ninth Date Nadine".

I have a rule that Nadine doesn't get to meet any of my dates/boyfriends until after 9 dates. Even then I am extremely reluctant. She's really that insane. Check it out.

12:33 PM jen: hey, can you help me think of a name for Corey on my blog so i don't have to use his real first name?
12:37 PM nadine: HOW ABOUT DOREY?
nadine: OR BOREY nadine: NO ONE WILL KNOW
12:38 PM jen: nadine you suck
12:41 PM nadine: SERIOUSLY
jen: ok you're no help at all.
nadine: YOU COULD CALL HIM MAURY nadine: LIKE THE MAURY POVICH SHOW
jen: uhmmm
jen: i meant something that's not really a name, like a descriptive nickname. jen: not just something that vaguely rhymes with his name, you tar.
12:43 PM nadine: WELL, HOW BOUT FLOREY
nadine: OR WAIT nadine: FLOBERY
jen: okay NO MORE HELPING from you!!
jen: i was thinking maybe dreamgeek
nadine: ERRRM
nadine: STOP IT nadine: DONT DO THAT AGAIN
jen: you suck.
nadine
: HA HA HA
12:44 PM nadine: WHAT ABOUT STUPID HEAD nadine: OR BUTT FACE nadine: HOW ABOUT FLUMGUTS
jen: seriously i will beat you
nadine: OK SERIOUSLY
nadine: HOW ABOUT MR. DREAMBOAT
nadine: OR MR. ONLY-THING-WRONG-IS-HE-ISN'T-A-VEGETARIAN. jen: where the hell did "flumguts" come from, you PSYCHO?
12:45 PM
nadine: I DUNNO, I WAS GOING TO SAY C*MGUTS BUT I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD WANT TO HEAR IT, BUT SINCE YOU ASKED
nadine: NOW YOU KNOW
jen: EW G*DDAMNIT
jen: seriously what is wrong with you?! nadine: I HAVE HEARD WORSE LAST NAMES THAN HIS, LIKE JOHN DOE THREE LEGS
nadine: AND JOHN DOE KILLS IN WATER 12:46 PM jen: wtf?!!!! jen: i am blogging this ENTIRE THING so everyone knows you are INSANE
nadine: DONT DO IT

12:47 PM nadine: OK ITS FUNNY ENOUGH TO BLOG, SO ITS OK
12:48 PM jen: oh i'm so glad you approve, crazy ass.
nadine: YOU ARE
nadine: LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU DO CAUSE I WILL WRITE A COMMENT TELLING OTHERS TO LEAVE COMMENTS TELLING US JUST HOW FUNNY WE ACTUALLY ARE
jen: LOL yeah YOU should really tell them what to think.
nadine: I KNOW I SHOULD
12:49 PM nadine: I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE READING OUR STUFF AND NOT LEAVING COMMENTS ON JUST EXACTLY HOW HILARIOUS WE REALLY ARE, CAUSE WE ARE AND WE KNOW IT. THEY MUST BE JEALOUS. I CAN'T BLAME THEM..... WE ARE F*CKIN HILARIOUS
12:50 PM jen: I know, maybe they read it and can only CRY because they are not as funny.
jen: i would.
nadine: I KNOW I WOULD TOO
jen: sometimes i do.
nadine: ITS SAD THAT PEOPLE AREN'T AS FUNNY AS US
jen: i know.
jen: let's feel REALLY BAD for them.
nadine: I KNOW IT
nadine: YOU HEAR ME PEOPLE? YOU CAN ALL SUCK IT nadine: SEE, THEY HEARD ME AND ARE MAD NOW
jen: oh no, don't make me lose my blog readers dude!!
12:52 PM nadine: I CAN SEE THEM, CAN YOU? WHAT ARE THEY THROWING? OH SH*T!!!! RUN FROM THE BOTTLES OF PISS! AAAAHHHHHH
nadine: HA HA HA
jen: ew nadine, now there is pee all over my blog.
12:53 PM
nadine: EWW, SMELL THAT? SOMEONE HAS AN INFECTION
jen: naDINE! oh my god!!!
nadine: WELL, MAKE THE BLOGSPOT PEOPLE CLEAN IT UP
jen: holy cripes nadine!!
jen: ok anyway, so i think Corey will just be Corey, because i can't think of a good name.
nadine: BUT YOU COULD THINK OF ANOTHER NAME, LIKE HANK nadine: AND THEN MAKE HIM JEALOUS


And if that isn't enough... here's what she said today:

nadine: are you his girlfriend now or is it just assumed?
11:11 AM jen: yes we talked about it and we are gf/bf
nadine: aww did Flobery ask you to be his girl fwend
jen: okay i HATE you

11:25 AM nadine: SO ARE YOU GOING TO THE BIG O SHOW? (a large business convention in Omaha)
nadine: JOE WILL BE THERE (Joe is Nadine's boyfriend)
11:26 AM jen: no, i can't. i have to worky work at the office.
nadine: CAUSE JOE IS GOING, AND HE IS GOING TO TELL WHOEVER IS AT YOUR COMPANY'S BOOTH TO TELL YOU TO PUT YOUR PANTS ON 11:28 AM jen: oh my god, I WILL KILL YOU BOTH IN YOUR SLEEP

7 comments:

nadine said...

Somebody BETTER F*CKIN LEAVE A COMMENT ON JUST EXACTLY HOW FUNNY WE REALLY ARE. Since you are now Jenny's boyfriend, Flobery, you better be first. HA HA HA. Ok seriously, I will be watching. Jenny is going to love this comment! She said to leave normal comment, I'm thinkin it's not going to happen today....Nope, not today.

Jen said...

HOLY CRAP NADINE.

I will get you back.

Michelle said...

Okay, I give, you two are truly hilarious. I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy! :0) No, seriously, you are very entertaining. Keep it up you crazy beeotchs!

And, I personally, preferred "Flumguts" - Jen you know how I love to mix words.

nadine said...

Nineth date Nadine, you make me sound like a slut, or a prude depending on who you ask. BTW, she's the one with the funky smellin' piss. Jenny you should really see someone about that.

tiffany said...

i'm sorry, i can't leave a comment right nnow because i am too busy trying to fill a bottle with piss.

Jen said...

*punches Nadine*

Okay you are fired for posting untrue statements about my pee.

Reba said...

That line about someone having an infection made me laugh. You two remind me of me and my sisters. Can't wait to read more.